My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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