she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Success! We fucked roommates!
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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