Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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