he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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