glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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