i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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