Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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