I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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