belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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