Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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