I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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