OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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