Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I could fuck to npr.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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