dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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