hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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