Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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