I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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