I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I can't turn off my feet"
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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