Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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