I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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