jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
After last night, I could never be a politician.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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