I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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