i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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