I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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