In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
