TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
now i know why i became what i already was.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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