She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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