The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Randomize
