yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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