I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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