I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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