You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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