you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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