the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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