So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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