Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Randomize
