He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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