what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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