he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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