She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I need to sanitize my soul.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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