There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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