You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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