All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
