the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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