eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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