I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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