why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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