Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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