Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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