he wants to bone in the snuggie
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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